Marxist Dinosaurs and their Detractors

Here is the link to a one-act play I wrote, called "Marxist Dinosaurs and their Detractors." It is an absurdist slapstick musical play extravaganza, which I submitted as a final project for a boring and nominally misleading class called "Art + Politics." It's only 12 pages, and, being a play, it contains more blank space than a short story and is thus a far quicker read. So plz read it! It's funny! Help me put it on someday! (Or is it more of a closet drama, a la Faust? The dinosaurs, admittedly, are a considerable challenge.) The title should be summarizing enough for you to get the idea of what you're getting into.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/l5n23v

The most common themes in my dreams, of the past several months

1. Reuniting with old friends or old flames and having nothing to say at all
2. Being pursued by murderous gangs, ie. the mafia, the KGB, the government, the Illuminati, etc.--and consequently fearing for my life
3. Being a cast member in horror film projects in which the film eventually begins to blur with reality
4. Running through fields and obscure wilderness

Where are they now?

I'm sitting in the college library as nursing students make powerpoints about the Metaphysics of Silly Bands and I'm looking around to make sure there aren't any attractive or important looking people as I fart and fart, slowly and trudgingly. I break up what would be big, voluminous farts, mobilized in other situations for purposes of offense or humor, into tiny, slow, silent fragments. The smell creeps up. Pretty girl leans in to show me her silly bands. She gets "all up in my face." There are twelve of them. She is silent and her face is humorless. She doesn't remove them from her arm. I panic, and in my state of mental disrepair, I accidentally let an audible fart emerge. She remains unfettered. A dog in Helsinki remembers eating a banana.

Graham Christler Hepatitis Wanna See a Picture of my Dog

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Humorous Re-titlings of Critical Texts

Milfologies by Ronald Barfes




























That's all I could think of! Thanks, guys!

State of the union 2011

Big noise hard farts. Entrance. Soft farts. Keep spittle in cups. Awkward high heels. A decorated military Amy Sedaris in a desert of breathy chuckles.

Prezy Boy b-town Clinton Friedman steps up, farts, burps, shits, claps twice
(ALL CLAP TWICE)

Fellow-boyz, fellow-ghurls, gimme a big long wet stick I'ma show u my real bizness. This is 2011, the Coming of the new world big town Govvy-gov order for panzies and coarse Texan 'noid-boyz. (John Bon Boner groans: "you'd think they could soften the seat cushion, the Regular Feeling in my soft ass feels Some-what Altered") But this isn't pubbyboyz or demmyjoyz, this is New Town General Electric neolib 1970something, and my gunnyboys got a little slice of "coup d'etat, crossaint, deja vu"(nervously clammering for pocket French handbook)
Honoring distinguished colleagues section:
)( hurley international
V nike
M macdolands
$ Wld B'ank
:) nafta
:^ twitter
(5g) five guys
/\ Clintonian neoliberal "triangulation" policies

Man, yo, turn that shit off. I need a water cracker. I need a pillow. I need a crumb. I need a smart car. MAN I NEED A BIG BROWN CD ROM.

"It is my honer and privelege to present to you two decent men: Mr. Milton Freed-man and Dr. Joe Boehner-Goebbels, disdainguished colleagues and horse cleanliness advisors." take two good looks. each fart. Equine Sterility Level determined at 60% ^ from 1935. uhplause. Come on, a god damn no good Chilean farmer-faggot could be doing this shit. bring in some real bossboys. This horsey business is getting fishey.
Flash again to enormous sideways poster of a military decorated Amy Sedaris frozen in a crowd of anxiously slithering fart cells

hasteful breaths
Jon Bon Boehner-Jovi Goebells Friedman looks out from under his soft wet brown visage
"Shit, lotta fresh porkin' meat out thar"

Barry utters one boisterous clipped laugh. Audience imitates.
"It really is awful now isn't it?" nervous, very very very nervous laughter. Coughs. (resigned, humorous, petty tone) "I am going to have to sell you all to the IMF." very very very very nervous guilty laughter. "(godfather references)(pizza)"


Toby Continued
Happy Prezzy day Brack Finster Belarus-Wurallfuct

Machinery

"Everywhere

machines—real ones, not figurative ones: machines driving other machines,

machines being driven by other machines, with all the necessary

couplings and connections. An organ-machine is plugged into an

energy-source-machine: the one produces a flow that the other interrupts."
-Deleuze/Guattari, Aunty Oeddy's Puss, 1977

In the case of this Intermediary Projection, the cat is the energy-source-machine, the intermediary is the interruptor. Intermediary Projection is performed when the cat's energic supply has depleted from useage and age (whilst all nine lives of the cat may be equally physically productive, long, and prosperous, the astral life, and projective productivity, of the cat [which spans through all nine lives--there is only one feline astral life.]* depletes with time and through physical lives. This cat displayed here is probably on one of its last lives and requires an intermediary for projection. However, this is an unfortunately weak projection, as you can see by the amount of exhaust protruding from the intermediary's right hand. Unfortunately, instead of producing young and Socially Liberated projections, the fruits of this projection have been old, weak, and made repellant by a lifetime of cigarette smoking and xenophobia. Better luck next time, y'old puss.



*It's a bit more complicated than this. If the cat is frugal with projections through its many lives, and attends to its astral health, the cat's astral life may actually extend far beyond its physical life. This is part of what cat projection is all about: focusing on extending the cat's life beyond the physical. The astral life of the cat is the bridge between lives, the way in which the cat retains information, memory, etc. through its lives. One suggestion for retaining astral energy so that the cat lives a long astral life is to use Intermediary Projection as much as possible. By using an intermediary, the cat's energic output is halved or more in the process of projection. However, this causes some problematic side effects. The cat may develop a dependence on its particular intermediary and require sexual stimulation from that intermediary in order to keep astral energy levels up. So, although astral energy levels are, in the long run, preserved through the useage of intermediaries whenever possible, in the short term energy levels may become depleted if the cat cannot attain contact with the intermediary. It is precisely parrallel to the problem of physical addiction: The addict may, eventually, return to a normal metabolic level and good health, but during his or her period of addiction, the addict's metabolism is directly produced and sustained by contact with the source of the addiction.