Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Reader Beware: Choose Your Own Ending

He stared at the envelope pensively. Finally, with hesitating resolve, he grabbed a letter opener. The letter opener cut his finger off at the knuckle. He smoked a cigarette slowly and thought about letting the dog out. Then, suddenly, he reached in his front shirt pocket for a bandage. He wrapped his finger up good and proceeded to open up the letter. In it, there was a small thing.


1. HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE DIED
2. "We should do lunch."
3.

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